kbot: SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT
gabe: WHAT? Are you serious?
kbot: THEY ATE ALL OF MY PITA CHIPS
kbot: THEY ATE THE WHOLE BAG, GABE
kbot: oh my goodness “whole bag gabe” backwards is “ebag GABE lohw”
gabe: You really shouldn’t do that!
kbot: do what
gabe: send me emails telling me that somebody broke into your apartment
kbot: but then who ate my pita chips